Thursday, January 22, 2009

Curse of the Tiki



Chris Y. commented on that last "Tiki Farm" post that we should all beware the Tiki for it is charged with an evil and ancient power... a power so strong it can fuck up a Brady Bunch Hawaiian vacation. Chris... I'm not afraid of the Tiki because... well quite frankly as I gaze around me and take stock of my entire life... I was cursed somewhere around the 4th grade. And I've never found a Tiki necklace on a beach that I can recall.

3 comments:

Chris said...

Maybe the Tiki was just the symbol of bad luck for Greg. Can you recall finding something somewhere around the 4th grade? Go deep....

Unknown said...

Did I say 4th grade? I meant since birth.

Archer said...

poor greg.