Monday, November 1, 2010

Halloween + Bandana = Big Mistake



I made the mistake of going into the Quarter last night wearing a bandana. Now understand I often wear a bandana because A) it is functional... don't have to fool with my hair B) I JUST FUCKING LIKE THEM! So anyway since it was Halloween and since I was with three people in full costume... guess what I heard about 6 times... Bret Michaels. Awesome. I despise that diabetes riddled, no talent ass clown, reality show whore and his pathetic 80's band that made music for twelve year old girls. So yes.... insulting to say the least. So dirty blonde hair + Bandana = That tool. I don't think so bitches. He doesn't own a patent on that scrap of cloth. In the end... I will survive. I'm a fighter.

6 comments:

Mint Julep said...

That's funny!

Kny said...

Not to me.

Chase said...

Ouch! I will learn from your mistake--grasshopper

Happy Kreg said...

"I despise that diabetes riddled, no talent ass clown, reality show whore and his pathetic 80's band that made music for twelve year old girls."

That is some dead on poetic shit!

Don't you let those unwashed get you down with their ignorance!

Happy Kreg said...

There is nothing I like more than a bandana on my watermelon sized head. Just makes me feel good.

Kny said...

Kreg... basically people are stupid and reduce everything to a recognizable icon with little regard for the case by case. Dark hair and top hat = Slash.... Red hair bandana = Axl, Skull ring, cigarette = Keef Richards, etc. Of course it being Halloween I guess they were grasping for something and hair w/ the bandana... they latched on the first thing their reality show watching selves could think of. Never mind that I wear it in a totally differnt way than that guy does.